I realize that If it wasn't for Mike I wouldn't know a few of the following very important things: Who Sloth is and why he wants a Baabbby Ruth; that it's correctly called "Chocolate Milk", not "Milk Chocolate" (I've been correct about a lot of other words / phrases over the years too); that you have to go north then south to get to New Jersey (any sense of direction [little it may be] that I have is all because of Mike); that the Jersey Shore is hands down better then Maryland's beaches; that real gravy is made with salt not sugar; that the Slim Jim Factory burnt down and they don't make "Hot Slim Jim's" anymore (I seriously know to much about Slim Jim's); that playing cards or any game for that matter and winning is as important as life and death; the list goes on and on…
What wouldn't you know if it wasn't for Mike?
Check out the hunk on the left!